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mlh's avatar

#4 warmed my heart, and then made it progressively colder

my personal version of #1 is "kill yourself"

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David's avatar

a banger!

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Alex's avatar

Lmaoooo the Jo Jo dance please 🙏💐

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Sophia's avatar

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

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David's avatar

how did i miss this one

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