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Apr 29Liked by David

#4 warmed my heart, and then made it progressively colder

my personal version of #1 is "kill yourself"

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a banger!

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Lmaoooo the Jo Jo dance please 🙏💐

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"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

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how did i miss this one

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