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Apr 30, 2023Liked by David

"The hallmark of a sadist is an instinct to problem-solve. They approach your world of pain and fear like a puzzle, shrinking it down to a more tolerable size." This is one of my favorite characterizations ever. So good!!

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Thank you!

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“Your dad paid hundreds of dollars to eat my shit.“ ♥️ i am now nine days post-pukefest, having experienced the brunt of an elementary school norovirus outbreak on the floor of the bathroom in a fountain-view room at the Bellagio. my company, experiencing the brunt of three-plus grams of mushrooms, was less helpful than J. i love this story.

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omg we are truly on the same level! i hope you're feeling better, darling <3

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This is a really amazing piece. When I was doing my sex-and-politics zine back in the 90s this would have been perfect for us. In lieu of paying you so I could publish it in the zine, I'll subscribe to your substack.

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you're too kind!

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bahahaha omg this is to die for

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lol im glad you enjoyed

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this is so good

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thank you!

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