I don’t believe in rimming straight men, but Cristian was so beautiful I almost asked. 30 years old and 6’1”, with big taut arms and dark brown eyes, he was nearly hairless except for a closely trimmed beard. On one pec was IX, his lucky number; on the other, the Virgin wept over a perfect nipple. At least his other tattoos—a lopsided Greek deity, a blown-out jawbone—were humanizing. Trade is not supposed to be prettier than me! But Cristian insisted that no one noticed his looks. I’m skinny, he complained, rounding his juicy lower lip. Don’t worry, you can say it.
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