He was one of those sneaky types who presents himself as dominant, then expects you to show up and top from the bottom. That would have been bad enough, but here's where I made my real mistake: he said in his bio he wouldn't send photos, but that he was decently hung. Because I'm an idiot, I took his word for it (hey, he gave good text), because of course when I got there he was not even close to hung. Far from, in fact,
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