I’ve never needed stitches, other than for my transsexual surgeries (see above). I’ve never cut my finger too deep, never broken a bone, never been hospitalized for anything that wasn’t first scheduled by an administrator. All the recreational suturing I’ve received has been over virgin skin or a hole I already have. Daemonumx calls one of these latter procedures the “bellybuttonectomy,” and she’s given me at least three.
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