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Mar 31, 2025
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An obvious gay guy and a beautiful showgirl-style blonde stand before a gigantic cake in Fellini's "City of Women" (1980)

Hair: Sometimes the difference between a good gendering (Sir) and a bad gendering (Here you go, um, I wanna say…shim?) is a haircut. My barber is a very friendly queer-identified cis man in an open marriage with a cis woman who would just love to fuck me, so he delights in giving me my monthly gender-affirming trim while oversharing about his sex life. To be clear, I like him. Like any good barber, he’s got the gift of gab

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